Eat the Damn Cake

I’m guest posting over at Bikini Birthday! Check it out here.

Samantha, who writes that blog, promised herself that on her 25th birthday, she’d do something she’d never done before….wear a bikini. To do that, she had to get more comfortable with her body. She had to learn more about her beauty. And she did. You should follow her story if you haven’t already. It’s awesome.

Alright. I’m off to go sailing down the Hudson on my gorgeous new boat, Manhattan Mermaid. Kidding. I’m going to clean the table and get back to work on the guest list. But one day, Manhattan Mermaid…One day…. (by then, hopefully, I’ll have a better name for it).

Also, my guest post hostesses keep using the photo of me that I swore I’d change a long time ago. I swear, I will change it soon. Or at least take one of myself eating cake. What kind of an inexcusable hypocrite am I anyway? Sheesh.