Best spam ever!
If you’re on the fence about starting a blog, here’s some important information for you. Not only does blogging force you to organize your thoughts into something sort of coherent once in a while, but it provides you with access to some of the most diverting, creative spam the internet has to offer. I have saved fourteen of my favorite examples, and I’m sharing them with you today. These come from Un-schooled, which suffers, I think, from being linked to a much larger blog (The Innovative Educator), and, in its infant state, is barely able to defend itself. That was a lot of commas. If you are celebrating Christmas tomorrow, consider this my gift to you. Enjoy!
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(who could possibly have a vendetta against this?! wrong again, spam! i’ll never fall for your wily tricks! source)
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Un-roast: Today I love the way I look in gray.
P.S. Be careful, mortgage bankers are EVERYWHERE.
Kate on December 24th 2010 in Uncategorized
Ana Marai responded on 24 Dec 2010 at 1:53 pm #
I normally don’t have the attention span to read posts, but this was so much delicious randomness I could not ignore. I feel the Christmas spirit returning to me. Hurrah!
Cindy responded on 25 Dec 2010 at 7:11 pm #
Merry Christmas Kate!!
I just popped in to wish you an AMAZING first year as Mrs. Bear and many more wonderful years to come!
See you on the other side of Christmas.
xo
Kate responded on 25 Dec 2010 at 11:25 pm #
@Cindy
Aww. I don’t actually celebrate Christmas, but I still appreciate the sweet well wishes! I hope your Christmas was wonderful!
xoxo
Wei-Wei responded on 26 Dec 2010 at 7:01 am #
LOL “12. Samp. My naked weapon is out. Quarrel! I will back thee.” Romeo and Juliet! HAhahahaha. Merry Christmas! (I’m confused. I’ve typed that at least 20 times today and I still don’t know whether I’m supposed to capitalise christmas.)
Cindy responded on 27 Dec 2010 at 11:09 am #
I swear, people find blogs in the oddest ways.
I stopped reading mine because I spend so much time wondering if some stranger out there really meant to say that about MY post, did they really read my post or are they just out there finding blogs and writing the oddest things.
thanks for the giggles m’lady!!!!
Just Josie responded on 27 Dec 2010 at 5:26 pm #
I love numbers ten and thirteen! So very much.
Suzanne responded on 28 Dec 2010 at 2:19 pm #
the whole friggin’ thing was hilarious! i love all your posts though so…props to you!!!!!!
Elina (Healthy and Sane) responded on 28 Dec 2010 at 4:19 pm #
Hahaha, LOVE this. How DOES downslope skiing figure into this? Now you’re one of 7 people that thinks it’s funny 😉
Kate responded on 28 Dec 2010 at 4:22 pm #
@Elina
Yay! We are seven very awesome people, for sure.
AlisonM responded on 29 Dec 2010 at 6:14 pm #
So. Confused. This reads like something that has been put through Google translator.
2 is the funniest though. If ever I read a blog with carefully considered and thoughtful comments, it’s this one. Which I think hoists that spam by its own petard? And makes this comment meta-ironic? Or something very clever like that 😉
Bot, BOT!
Sara responded on 30 Dec 2010 at 6:37 pm #
Just ran across your blog thanks to an unschooling friend – I’m really enjoying it so far. I’m really just glad to find someone else who has a vendetta against cows. no. really. (okay not really – but seriously hilarious!)
Kate responded on 30 Dec 2010 at 8:37 pm #
@Sara
Welcome! Thanks for reading. And for sharing my feelings about cows.
Emmi responded on 16 Mar 2011 at 2:49 pm #
Thanks for the chuckles with this one 🙂
The best spam mail I ever received was entitled, “Turn your lizard into a dragon”. As a lizard owner and dragon enthusiast, this particularly tickled me.